A Lived-In Marooned Motorhome

My Marooned Motorhome, decorated to reflect its sorry state as a makeshift house for someone down on their luck.

Seized, up on blocks, and less structurally sound than a stack of beer cans, this motorhome isn't going anywhere fast. For the town council, it's a major annoyance which has been caught up in civil court for over a decade. For some local teenager, it's a prime target for spray-tagging given its prominent roadside spot. For one (un)lucky para, it's the only place they've been able to call home since they landed on the streets. A pair of star-crossed derelicts, this RV and its resident, perfect for tragedians to celebrate.

As cramped as it is, this iteration of my motorhome couldn't be too much more cluttered. Still, the lifestyle of its imagined occupant should be more obvious from the meager remnants they've left scattered around and tucked away. I'd've had clothes piles and beer bottles all over the floor if I wasn't concerned about pathing, but feel free to experiment with them. There's also a good amount of shelf space left over for whatever else your para might acquire. (And that darn radio on the dashboard kept disappearing when I'd skew it to more resemble a gauge cluster, so give it a smack for me!)

Just over $20,000. One bed (kinda), one (plasticky) bathroom. Threw in a TV, microwave, and laptop just for livability, but they should be pretty awful and only marginally improve your para's life. A few mods were used for select, characterful clutter around the RV, so those're listed as required. If you need a smoke, step outside else you're liable to suffocate!

I recommend altering the text on the doormat to "Home is where I park it", but I wanted to remain neutral for those who aren't so into snark - you do you!