Kindlewastes Well Prospects

​Dear sir,

​Allow me to introduce myself. I am Costner Meyers, and you may have heard of me. I have reason to believe that a valuable resource lies beneath the ground you own, and I would happily negotiate a deal with you. For, you see, it has been preordained.

​Recently, I was struck by a vision while searching for water. I became disoriented in the wild, my mouth dry as sand - but at last, I was blessed by a visit from some sort of hovering phantom. You might think this to be a hallucination, but it gave me water and bestowed me with unlikely insight. The Kindlewastes are deadly, but the Mysterious Wanderer says there's hope. The land hides liquid gold inside!

​You must believe me. Do not test my faith.

​Signed, ​Costner Meyers, Midyear, 493 D.A.

​Dear Sir,

​You test the will of the Mysterious Wanderer. The specter knows your mind to be fickle.

​My proposal was fair, but your silence speaks volumes. Even though I sought your home out with peaceful intentions, you threatened me with violence! I bring a message from the gods, you fool! No matter your response - I must recover the precious resource that lies inside the soil. It will be your ground no more! You will see what my retribution looks like!

​The phantom will intertwine your string of fate with darkness itself. You cannot turn back. The thread has been woven.

​You've brought this upon yourself. ​- Costner Meyers

​Attention, weary travelers! Do not heed the violent rumors surrounding this land. Beneath the very ground lies a cure-all for what ails you! As the new owner of this land I, Costner Meyers, kindly invite you to sample my "Incredible Elixir" - which came to me in a miraculous vision!

​Anyone who comes by before the end of yearfall will get the first flask for half the prize!

​Try it, you will find yourself transformed! Come one, come all!

​ - Costner Meyers