Face Painting

So you had a chuckle doodling on my face when I was knocked out. Very funny. You know what's not funny?

I can't wash the paint off! I tried for hours to scrub your childish scribbles off me, but it's no use! So all in all, great joke. Fantastic.

Wanna know the real punchline? If I get my hands on the clown who did this, I'll rip his face off to use as my own.

I'll get the last laugh, I'll make sure of it!