Green Paradise

Green Paradise Inspired by Chicago Listed for Sale: P. 62,139 (I mean, a little pricey for something vintage with almost no furniture...) Size: 464 m² / approximately 4,995 sq. ft. Taxes: As high as the long-term consequences of avocado toast and a mortgage. Date on Market: June 16, 2026 (yes, we know, we were lazy all this time). Estimated Payment: We can negotiate. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this house... probably. Parcel Number: 005 *The Only CC Mod Used: Garage doors. *Less furniture = for you to decide. Yes, we finally arrived with our newest home. It's pre-owned, so we spent a good amount of time remodeling it. Our basement contractor had difficulties with the ground. Not his fault, sometimes the Earth simply refuses to cooperate. It also didn't help that our cat... I mean boss... was extremely needy and required constant supervision. Our computer also refused to let us finish the documentation. Honestly, why do we even have to write this stuff? We don't even have a secretary to write all this nonsense. Instead, we ended up opening a different app and contemplating our career choices. Going back to the house: if you have allergies, this may not be your dream property. There is carpet, and there are flowers. Lots of flowers. Our painter finished quickly, but as mentioned earlier, we had basement difficulties. The city also refused to let us dig as much as we wanted. We did finish the laundry room for you, but not everything else. The owner wanted to leave some areas slightly vintage and slightly empty so you could decide what goes where. That's called customization. At least the bathrooms and kitchen are finished. And yes, they're older. But we prefer the word "vintage." Vintage is trendy. We weren't exactly cheap on the appliances either. Everything is vintage, fashionable, and old enough to have stories. Finally, we would like to officially deny all corruption allegations directed at our business on the community portal page. One elderly neighbor had issues with our basement renovation because the construction noise was apparently interfering with her knitting schedule. We therefore believe all accusations originated from her. We are a small business. We absolutely did not donate old appliances worth $1,000 and then mysteriously keep the remaining $20,000. Why would anyone even suggest such a thing? We have also been informed that the stairs were occasionally malfunctioning. We are not responsible for that. The manufacturer is. We remain cautiously optimistic that you will not break your legs. And once again, we absolutely did not receive $50,000 from the city for appliances while marketing this as affordable housing. That wasn't us. Let's not turn this into another Lego scandal. It's only a refrigerator. Any problems are definitely someone else's responsibility. ________________________________________ Features That Somebody Paid Good Money For -Well-maintained orange brick and vinyl siding in a beautiful shade of green. Honestly, it's practically a nature preserve. -Some hardwood floors, some carpet. Sometimes luxury meets budgeting, and they learn to coexist. -Groundwater included. It has a slight egg-like aroma, but that's just nature saying hello. -Central air and natural gas. -Large home featuring 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a closed kitchen, dining room, living room with views of deer casually running across the street, and an unfinished basement. -The laundry room is finished. We also started a gym space for you because motivation is easier when someone else buys the equipment. In total, the basement offers three rooms, including the future gym area, plus a garage. -Street parking with permit is available, because life should contain at least one challenge. -We refinished the deck because the previous color was fading and we have standards. -We still believe a pool could fit here someday. Financial consequences sold separately. ________________________________________ Community Close to the gym, café, beach, and many other conveniences. A wonderful area for walking, jogging, or pretending you're going jogging while actually heading to the café. ________________________________________ Additional Information -Year Built: 1960 — smells fresh because we strategically placed lavender scent everywhere. -Public Tax History: There is apparently a story involving a fire, but the previous owner misplaced the documents. How convenient. -HOA: None. Lucky you. No letters about your grass, your mailbox, or your choice of curtains. You're completely on your own. Ask our agent about scheduling a house tour. Sales Office: Marta the Gamer The Promising Realty Group