Aurora Engineering Drone - Log

[Exiting sleep mode. Loading voice recognition. Engineer Berkeley and Chief Technology Officer Yu identified.]

BERKELEYDrone, get me a propulsion cannon.

[Repulsion cannon retrieved]

CTO YUHey, Berkeley! Install that circuit box with that repulsion cannon and you'll punch a hole in the cargo bay.

BERKELEYDamnit, drone, I said PRO-pulsion, not RE-pulsion. Recalibrate sensors!

[Sensors recalibrated]

CTO YUSensors aren't the problem. I tweaked the program. It's like you now, it doesn't like being told what to do.

BERKELEYDrone, I know-

CTO YUHis name's Albert now.

BERKELEYAlbert. I know it's not your fault, but it would really help me do my job if you'd bring me what I asked for. Thanks for your time.

[Propulsion cannon retrieved]

BERKELEYThank you. Now go away.

[Entering hibernation mode]

BERKELEYBoss, this hobby of yours ain't making my job any easier. Or safer.

CTO YUMaybe so, but it's all that's stopping me from being so bored I take a spacewalk in my skivvies.